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The real Hustle

It’s possible I’ve been watching too much Hustle.

They’re so good-looking though, and everything they do is so smooth and turns out to be incredibly convenient for them, even if it’s only dropping a receipt, or perfectly colour-matching their accessories.

I can’t decide whether I’d rather be Mickey or Emma. Probably Mickey, he’s like a black James Bond, but without being a massive trumpet.

Here’s a fun game: pretend that you are in Hustle, and everything you do – no matter how small – is an essential part of The Big Con. Even if you’re just going to the loo or getting a sandwich, do it all very self-consciously, and with a heightened sense of paranoia.

Maybe the guy on the next table is the mark. Make sure you pay close attention to him, but make sure he doesn’t notice.

Shit, he’s noticed.

SHIT, I’ve spilt coffee on myself.

GOOD. I MEANT TO DO THAT. IT’S ALL PART OF THE CON.

Maybe don’t play this game if you smoke a lot of weed.

In other news, my Mustachio plugin decided to work again:

 

 

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